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Grab your tiaras, ladies! No, we’re not joining a beauty pageant—though we could easily win if we wanted to—but we’re diving into the world of goodie bags. Not just any goodie bags; these are stuffed with things that elevate your girls’ trip from “Oh, that was fun” to “Why is there a llama in our room?!”
But hang on, what’s the use of telling you about these fantastic items if you need help knowing where to get them? Fret not, I’ve scavenged Amazon so you don’t have to. Because, let’s face it, that’s time you could spend choosing the perfect vacation bikini or practicing your best duck face for selfies.
Why It’s Awesome: Because adult juice boxes are so last year.
Find It on Amazon: Personalized Flask
“The last time I used this flask, I swear the vodka started whispering life advice to me.” —Totally Made-Up Karen.
Why It’s Awesome: OMG because it just is! It will save your life.
Find It on Amazon: The Good Patch
Do NOT, I repeat, Do NOT forget your patches (prior to the hangover cure). I live and die by these patches. I wish these existed back in my 20s, as they are absolute lifesavers. Throw them on a few hours before you go out, and you won’t have to pray to the Porcelain God later.
Why It’s Awesome: People need more time for hangovers when there’s still so much trouble left to cause, and if you didn’t follow my tip #2, well, you’re going to need it! So pick it up just in case the party starts without your patch attached.
Find It On Amazon: Hangover Survival Kit
“After using this kit, I felt more revived than a soap opera character back from the dead!” —Imaginary Brenda.
Why It’s Awesome: Size only sometimes matters, especially when it can fit in your purse.
Find It On Amazon: Travel-Sized Liquor Bottles
“If I had a mini vodka for every time someone told me not to bring alcohol, I’d have—actually, I do have a bag full of them!” —Fictional Lisa
Why It’s Awesome: A little glitter never hurt anyone. Unless you count trying to remove it all, you’ll sparkle for weeks!
Find It On Amazon: Glitter Spray
“I’m not saying the glitter bomb spray my life, but it certainly didn’t not improve it.” —Not Real Nancy
Why It’s Awesome: Because capturing moments (or blackmail material) is essential, and dead phones record nothing.
Find It On Amazon: Portable Phone Charger
“I don’t trust people who never let their phones die. It’s like, what are you hiding, Susan? Your vitality?!” —Fake Fanny
Why It’s Awesome: For all the fun of a tattoo without the lifelong commitment or morning-after regret.
Find It On Amazon: Custom Temporary Tattoos
“Who needs a forever soulmate when you can have a temporary tattoo?” —Nonexistent Nina
Why It’s Awesome: If the hotel room doesn’t smell like your go-to Yankee Candle.
Find It On Amazon: Mini Scented Candles
“Ah yes, Eau de Mimosas and Bad Decisions.” —Mythical Meghan
Why It’s Awesome: Even when we’re wrecked, we’re still eco-conscious.
Find It On Amazon: Reusable Straws
“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. However, I am sure that I’m saving the turtles one sip at a time!” —Imaginary Ivy
Why It’s Awesome: For satisfying late-night cravings or emotional munching, it happens!
Find It On Amazon: Snack Pack Assortment
“The key to my heart? Snacks. But, like, a variety of snacks.” —Not Real Tanya
Why It’s Awesome: When you need to go from zero to hero—or at least from “disheveled” to “presentable”—in under five minutes.
Find It On Amazon: Emergency Beauty Kit
This kit makes me look like I got a full 8 hours of sleep when really I got a full 8 minutes of rest in the Uber.” —Invented Isabella
Why It’s Awesome: The adult version of a candy necklace has a lot higher stake.
Find It On Amazon: Shot Glass Necklace
“I like to think of this as an adult pacifier. But instead of sucking, we’re shooting. Shots, that is!” —Make-Believe Michelle
Why It’s Awesome: If bartenders can do it, so can you. Probably. Maybe. Okay, at least you can try.
Find It On Amazon: Mini Cocktail Mixer Set
“Who needs a mixologist when you’ve got six different kinds of sugar in liquid form?” —Fantasy Fiona
Why It’s Awesome: Sometimes you must pamper those tired feet after dancing like nobody’s watching—even though everyone is.
Find It On Amazon: Fuzzy Socks
“My feet are like my children; I don’t have favorites, but I do like some more than others. These socks, though, they’re like the prodigal son.” —Concocted Caroline
Why It’s Awesome: Because everyone’s black suitcase looks the same coming off that airport conveyor belt.
Find It On Amazon: Personalized Luggage Tags
“Last time I grabbed someone else’s luggage, I ended up with a bag full of adult diapers and a taxidermized squirrel. Never again.” —Imaginary Irene
Why It’s Awesome: Every epic night starts with an epic playlist.
Find It On Amazon: Head over to Spotify for this one. Amazon hasn’t conquered the world of music. Yet.
Our playlist has more hits than my dating life. And that’s saying something!” —Fictive Felicia
Why It’s Awesome: For keeping the party going when you’re in line, waiting for the party.
Find It On Amazon: Pocket-Sized Jenga
“This game’s more tension-filled than the time I accidentally texted my boss instead of my boyfriend.” —Unreal Ursula
Why It’s Awesome: Don’t just throw all these treasures into any old bag. Make the bag part of the gift!
Find It On Amazon: Reusable Goodie Bags
This bag has seen more adventures than Dora the Explorer!” —Made-Up Monica.
Conclusion: Swag Bags That Steal the Show
One I’ve come to depend on for every girls’ trip! As an added bonus item you need for every wild and crazy girls’ trip is Diet Water, a zero-calorie, hydrating water full of vitamins to replace all those you lost during your trip while sipping on your whiskey 😉
Whew! If you’ve read this far, give yourself a pat on the back or, better yet, pour yourself a shot.
You’ve just been entrusted with planning the Holy Grail of girl’s trips. And with these Amazon links, you don’t even have to brave the chaos of the local store. What a world we live in!
Just remember: a goodie bag can make or break a girl’s trip, but the friends you share it with? That’s the real treasure.
So, get shopping, divas! Your future legendary girls’ trip awaits. And as always, ladies, Travel Till You Drop!
Hi, Jill Here
Hi! I’m Jill, a Dallas, Texas girl traveling the world. After a career in the Air Force and touring over 50 countries later, my need to explore keeps going! It’s time to rock & roll and find all those places I never knew I was missing.
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